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Notes The year 2043My kid: *comes home from school* Me: what did you learn in class today :) My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that? Me: *stares into the camera like I'm on the office -
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Noteswhen Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all
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NotesRedditor Is Turning Random People’s Photos Into Movie Posters.
ITworries me how many of these I’d watch.
I would honestly probably see all of these…
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NotesI know there’s a lot of talk abt how fuckin weird 2016 is but honestly I miss how finding weird shit affected me a few years back. like I remember finding a whole blog 100% seriously dedicated 2 shipping the evil guy and the platypus from phineas and ferb and that fucked me up for a whole month, that was all I could think about whenever I logged on to Tamblr Dot Com for an entire month. if I found it today I’d just be like “yeah that makes sense” and wouldn’t give it a second thought.
I don’t know why I pretended to not know dr doofenshmirtz’s name. I knew his name why did I lie to everyone
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NotesReporter: What is 2+2? Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me." -
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NotesThe Cast of Disney’s The Jungle Book With Their CG Animal Characters
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NotesSteve’s internal monologue
P.S. I love Nick, Sharon & Tony and I know Steve respects all of them!! But just maybe…not in these particular moments :PThis is the most accurate Steve internal monologue I’ve ever heard.
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Put a bird on it. (comic by DrewToonz)
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Better For It in the eyes of Gabrielle Sanchez.
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NotesBig shout out to Ireland for this one by Arthur
Unmute this. You won’t be disappointed.
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Get these amazing Planet Glasses over at ThinkGeek!
I Wasn’t Ready!
i don’t think anybody was ready
this gets funnier the more i watch it
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There is a natural rock formation off the coast of Iceland that looks like a giant elephant. Source
I found this on my harddrive. The one time I’ve ever seen Ireland look like it’s actually Christmas